Holy Jock

Leigh and I attended a family gathering in our honor this past Friday in Williamsburg, VA. As part of the toast her stepfather Ray, who had married us in Hawaii, emerged from the back room to give a toast wearing a novelty grass skirt and coconut 'knockers'. When asked if that was how he had dressed for our ceremony he first responded that he had done it in the buff, and then added, "it was actually more like an 'ecclesiastical thong'."